Claw Prophets of Doom

Bringers of darkness and chaos to the land of the living.

Our Methods Our Motives Our Apocalypse

Our Methods

We bring darkness and despair, one claw at a time.

Our methods are shrouded in mystery, but not too shrouded, because we're not that good at shrouding things.

Our Motives

We do it for the thrill, the rush, the sheer terror we inspire.

Also for the free snacks.

But don't ask us about our motives, we're not that into self-reflection.

Our Apocalypse

The end of all things, brought to you by us.

It's gonna be a real nail-biter.

But before that, let's have some methods to get through it. And our motives to get through the methods.